Friday, November 22, 2013

Week #12

I seriously don't know what I'd do without you. You annoy the bejesus out of me alllll the time, but I can't imagine me being the person I am without you. I try to be there for you with all of your problems. You're there for me all the time. It seems like you'd do anything for me and I wouldn't doubt that you would. Thank you so much for being my best friend for as long as you have and putting up with my psychotic ways! you're the bomb:) Oh and you still have to make me pancakesss!! Byee

Friday, November 15, 2013

Week #11

So, I open the door...all of a sudden a hear a chimp. I look around. I'M IN AFRICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's sooo sunny and warm annndddd ermmagerdd I love it! I ride a lion and an elephant! They were awesome! When I rode Dumo...I could feel every single muscle and bone in his back!! It was groooossss! Then Mufasa was aggressive as crapp! He didn't hurt me at alll, but he did scare the pooop out of me! I made a few monkey friends and we hung out alll day err day! They were a bit like Ina..you know a little crazy and belligerent...but that's why they were greattt!(;

Thursday, November 7, 2013

Week #10

I transformed into killer bee. I have the power to shoot lasers out of my stinger to freeze people where they were when I "stung" them. I have crazy awesome vision. I can see 360 degrees around me, so if some giant, ratchet lady tries to kill me with her purse. I also have 9 lives like a cat.(; Now that I am a killer bee, I will kill every spider that crawls this Earth and other nasty bugs that my allies (humans) hate. I am completely fine with what I've become. It's frikkin greatt! I am definitely terrorizing the night with my ratchet stripes and nasty stingerrrrrr. 

Week #9

While I'm Makynlee-sized everything is absolutely huge! The desks are now skyscrapers and the lights are now 10 lights hanging over my head. I am definitely going sliding down the metal sides of the desks! That would be like gliding on a slide from Texas to China! I would make an entire universe out of the room! Every drawer is a new neighborhood. Now for some reason the office supplies are able to speak. I know a few post-it notes over in Leftdrawerville. They're pretty cool. The floor is hot as the Sahara Desert. So, we ride dust bunnies over it so we don't get overheated. We just hop from side to side of the crappy sand. Then when the janitors make it nighttime around 7, we all go to sleep on our eraser beds and wait until the day comes back around. Then we repeat everything that we did the day before.