Week #16

My year has sucked butt! I mean right at the beginning of the year I found out that my pawpaw had cancer, so I rushed down here to see him. That ended up being the last time I ever laid eyes on him other than the funeral in a couple days. One good thing that happened a little after that was that I lost A LOT of weight. Still going to! Anyway then over the summer I kept getting in trouble (probably for no reason, but I was still in trouble :///////) Anyway then around that time my great-grandma had her second stroke that took her vision for the most part and has had her going downhill ever since. During that time we thought my pawpaw was in remission, that was a little light. BUT IT WAS FAKE! Anyway, then about two weeks ago my best-friend (practically my sister) died from an overdose. That was one and still is one of the hardest things I've ever had to deal with. Then literally a week and a day after she passed away and five days after her funeral I was pulled out of my fourth hour class and was told that my pawpaw died a couple hours prior. OMG! I didn't even have time to get over the first lost loved one before another one passed! :/....I know this isn't reflecting but I know it's going to happen and I'm on a unstoppable venting rant right now! Then I have to go and see my grandfather deceased and cry my poopin eyes out with that! Then on my SWEET 16!!....I get to travel 12 hours in a car cramped up with a cranky one year old whining in my ear and my pawpaw's ashes present in the vehicle! HAPPY FRIKKIN BIRTHDAY RIGHT!?!?!?! Well next year I'm seriously calling everyone I care about and making sure that they are healthy and aren't leaving because I can't take it anymore!!!!!!!!!

Week #15

Well, I hate snow so I don't really care that he is going to prevent the snow on Christmas or any other day. But I do have to say it'd very tempting to control  the weather. So, here's how it's going to go down. I'm going to crawl through the cat door. He sounds like a complete nerd, so I'm guessing that he has like 20 cats. Well when I go through the door of course his dumb cats shed` EVERYTHING off, so I have yo wipe it off ninja quick! After I take my kitty sweater off I got on all fours and army crawl through the kitchen into the bathroom. See I know this sounds like s strange place to go to. But, this noob thought he was slick and tried hiding the machine behind the toilet tank thing (it's the rectangle thing hanging off the back....had a brain fart..) Anyway I took the little device and all of a sudden this four foot little munchkin popped out of nowhere. Of course I knew this was the dumb weatherman. I punched in the throat and just walked past him. But, I did use this for my own personal weather preferences. Obviously being from the south I'm partial to warm weather. I made everyday no less than 80 degreees and sunny all the time!  

Week #14

Well I'm definitely dizzy! I love walking on the ceiling though! i always scared people when they walk by. Let's just say if you go through a dark archway, you're going to get a facefull of Emily! Well see I'm usually upside down anyway even before this little thingy happened to me. It's just my thing. So, It'd not really different seeing people this way. Eating is a little bit of a rough thing to do. The track of swallowing is a little backwards in this manner. So it's a bit hard to maneuver. Sleeping's the best part!!!!!!!!! Ermagerdd I love freaking myself out in the morning by being outside! That happens quite a bit because when all the blood weighs on my brain....it knocks me out a lil. I now know why bats and vampires sleeep soooooo much.

Week #13

Well there's obviously always turkey. We always have to have ham up north because my aunt is unamerican and despises turkey. She's weird I know. I for one can't stand stuffing. It's disgusting. It looks like nasty little balls growing mold on them. THAT LOOKS NOTHING LIKE AMAZING GOBBLE GOBBLE! Down south when I go to my pawpaw's my "future aunt" or whatever she is makes amazing pecan pie and it's frikkin amazing! I always notice that the smoked or deep-fried turkey (I forgot which one it was) goes fist and i never get any because I'm nice and let the older folks and pretty much everyone go in front of me in the line! Guess that's what I get for being nice!!

Week #12

I seriously don't know what I'd do without you. You annoy the bejesus out of me alllll the time, but I can't imagine me being the person I am without you. I try to be there for you with all of your problems. You're there for me all the time. It seems like you'd do anything for me and I wouldn't doubt that you would. Thank you so much for being my best friend for as long as you have and putting up with my psychotic ways! you're the bomb:) Oh and you still have to make me pancakesss!! Byee

Week #11

So, I open the door...all of a sudden a hear a chimp. I look around. I'M IN AFRICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's sooo sunny and warm annndddd ermmagerdd I love it! I ride a lion and an elephant! They were awesome! When I rode Dumo...I could feel every single muscle and bone in his back!! It was groooossss! Then Mufasa was aggressive as crapp! He didn't hurt me at alll, but he did scare the pooop out of me! I made a few monkey friends and we hung out alll day err day! They were a bit like Ina..you know a little crazy and belligerent...but that's why they were greattt!(;

Week #10

I transformed into killer bee. I have the power to shoot lasers out of my stinger to freeze people where they were when I "stung" them. I have crazy awesome vision. I can see 360 degrees around me, so if some giant, ratchet lady tries to kill me with her purse. I also have 9 lives like a cat.(; Now that I am a killer bee, I will kill every spider that crawls this Earth and other nasty bugs that my allies (humans) hate. I am completely fine with what I've become. It's frikkin greatt! I am definitely terrorizing the night with my ratchet stripes and nasty stingerrrrrr. 

Week #9

While I'm Makynlee-sized everything is absolutely huge! The desks are now skyscrapers and the lights are now 10 lights hanging over my head. I am definitely going sliding down the metal sides of the desks! That would be like gliding on a slide from Texas to China! I would make an entire universe out of the room! Every drawer is a new neighborhood. Now for some reason the office supplies are able to speak. I know a few post-it notes over in Leftdrawerville. They're pretty cool. The floor is hot as the Sahara Desert. So, we ride dust bunnies over it so we don't get overheated. We just hop from side to side of the crappy sand. Then when the janitors make it nighttime around 7, we all go to sleep on our eraser beds and wait until the day comes back around. Then we repeat everything that we did the day before.

Week #8

I don't understand how an e-mail can make it from one electronic to another. So, I think that the government had made a million, invisible lines connecting the electronics together so the files can travel through the little wires. So, when the files go through the wires it looks like a mouse going through a snake's digestive system. Once the journey is done, then the file appears as it did on the other device. But, there are different sizes of tubes depending on how big the file or message is. Then there's different lengths to the tubes (no pun intended)!! :) It's like the slides at McDonald's playplace. There's short ones, middle sized ones, and extra long ones (no pun there either!)

Week #7

Comedy-The newest Three Stooges movie because it was just perfect. The Three Stooges are pretty much my favorite people ever and I love how they did the newest one. :) 

Action-Law Abiding Citizen because I love how he gets justice for what happened to his family! Plus, I thought it was really interesting to see how he maneuvered everything from inside the prison. The special effect were pretty great too.

Drama-The 5th Quarter because it's a true story! Plus, I thought it was awesome what all the brother did for the guy that died in the accident. It was a good movie all around.

Chick Flick-Dear John because well Channing Tatum (; and I love how hard John tried to make his girl happy! He was just perfect!!

War-Braveheart:) because it was just amazing and the effects were just awesome! 

Documentary-Bully because it shows what can happen if you continually pick and pry at someone. 

Disney-Finding Nemo:)! No explanation needed...it's Nemo!

Week #6

Ms. Hudson was walking down a dark, mysterious hall. Her talons uncovered looking for her prey. Down two doors to the left, her class is huddled in a corner, waiting for the ferocious killer to make her way. She screeches out to the children. Waiting to hear one scream in horror of her deep, horrifying voice. She scratched down the first door with her stumpy hooves. She waves her slimy tentacles around hoping to round up some of her scrumptious pupils. She comes to find that she will fail at this task. She growls in defeat and walks down the hall. The children hear the stampede-like thud of her powered hooves stumbling through the hall. She now drunk on her fury slams the door down. She's seeing double. There are now 24 students for her to round and feast on.  She extends both long, disgusting tentacles catching half of what she sees. She grabs Trey for the pre-appetizer snack. She ripped every appendage off of his torso. She gobbled every little bit of body in 2.5 seconds. He, still alive, screaming in pain. She was chuckling in pure happiness. The other eleven students sitting back in pure awe and shock, were just watching their peer get ripped to shreds by this disgusting beast. To end the headache of subs from Trey, she ripped his head off with her two, razor sharp fangs. All left to remember from of Trey is his bloody torso. The next student she goes for is Caitlin. This is the real appetizer! She tears every toe off one by one to fill in where her teeth should be. In excruciating pain Caitlin tries to wiggle free. That's not happening. Ms. Hudson swallows her whole. All of a sudden Siarra and Ryan are gutted and nailed to the ceiling. Gwen and Amber's bones thrown all across the room. The beast had to sit down and take a break from her hefty feast. Half way through the entire class and she's still got the appetite. Rachel had no idea what was coming when the monster tore her in about 16 pieces and licked her bones clean. The room is crimson in the rich blood of the students. Chris tries to wiggle free from the slippery but firm grasp of her tentacles. The first thing to go is his head. One chomp and all that's left is a be-headed torso. The loudest belch escapes her mouth before she gnawed on what's left of Chris. All that's left isEmily, Ina, and Makynlee. The hideous creature wasn't as interested in Ina, but to use as a toothpick. The three try their hardest to pin the animal down, but it is a hard task. All three arm in arm charge the beast's head. Makynlee being in middle, had her leg slip into the clasp of the animal's jaws. But, she just spit it back out. Emily went over and snapped the leg in two and handed half to Ina to fend the creature off of injured Makynlee. The two girls jab the bones into Ms. Hudson's eyes. The blinded animal scoops up all three girls while bleeding out of the now empty eye sockets. You may think it's over but it's not. All of a sudden Jessica come's out of nowhere with a hatchet and be-heads Ms.Hudson! She now soaked in blood, stands over the deceased in glory!

Week #5

I have no idea what world I would want to be in. I'm not really into all of the magic and mystical stuff. But, I do find myself being sucked into the Perfect Chemistry trilogy. Not only because the main characters are all hot as crapp:)....but just because I just get sucked into the entire scenario. In the second book I would definitely go out to the rock kind of overlooking the forest and what not that Carlos and Kyra went out to just because the view sounded gorgeous and I'm just into random places out in nature to just sit at. Uhmm..I really would want to meet the science teacher Ms. Peterson just because she reminds me of someone like Ms. Lord and let's face it. Ms. Lord was frikkin' greatt!! Another think  would want to go and stop was Chuy killing Paco! I hated that partt of the booook ): 

Week #4

The creepiest urban legend I ever heard had a pretty good ending. But, if it happened to me I would probably freak out!!! One day a woman went grocery shopping. She went to put her bags in the car. She looked up and she saw an old lady sitting in her back seat. The woman asked if she could help the old lady and the lady said that she was trying to walk home, but she got tired and just sat in the woman's car to take a rest. The woman was about to offer the lady a ride home, but then she told her that she needed to do a little more shopping and that the lady could hang out there for a little while longer. The woman went in the store and called 911. The old woman turned out to be a man with rape and murder on his record. The legend didn't exactly scare me, but it did kind of give me the chills to think the woman could of potentially gotten hurt or even murdered if she would've been generous and given the "old lady" a ride home.

Week #3

This is kind of difficult because I have about a million favorite songs. I'm into a lot of rock like Breaking Benjamin, Three Days Grace, Skillet...so on and so forth. I enjoy them a lot because I've had some of the experiences that they talk about. Plus, I just enjoy rock all together. I think everyone should listen to rock just because it's that awesome! One song that I really like is "See You Again" by Carrie Underwood because it helps me a lot with what I go through with my late older brother and uncle. It reminds me that I will get to meet my brother someday and see the guy he was mean't to be. Plus, I was really close to my uncle and it was one of the hardest thing I had to go through when I lost him. So, it just shows me that I'll see him again. The first time I heard the song I seriously teared up. For one it was around the time of my brother's birth/death date and just the depth the song had to me is why it hit home to me. I would definitely recommend it to someone who's lost someone important in their life and needs closure to the fact that they'll meet the person again.

Week #2

Uhmm. I'm not really the bragging type. I've heard that I'm good at some things from other people. I just don't see what they do I guess. I've heard I'm really good at art. So, I try my best at that. I have to say that a few of my paintings that I did last year turned out pretty good. I'm pretty proud of them. I'm decent at volleyball. I have a pretty hard serve. It's just a matter of if the ball wants to keep straight and stay in the court. I have gotten pretty good at passing also. I've had a few comments on them. I'm not too bad at math, but I'm not going to brag about that because I'm not that lame! I do know that I kill it at tying shoes! I mean I got those bunny ears and rabbit hole down to a T! Plus, get me walking and there's nothing getting in my way! I got that right foot goin before the left! Alright I'm done being a smart alickk. I've also heard I have nice handwriting too. I think it looks like a five year old's but other people like it.  I'm pretty good at school. I've always gotten decent grades, so I guess that's a thing I can be proud about. I'm awesome at getting people distracted too. I'm soo random that I make them forget what they were talking about:)

Week #1

The first weeks are the worst and best times for me. They're pretty laid back and easy, but oh my goodness! I absolutely dread rolling out of bed to get there!! I want to be back so i can actually feel like I'm doing something productive. I do hate feeling lazy, so it's pretty nice to be back. But, it would be nice to come back without any tension with anyone. But, I guess life just has to be difficult. I have to say Spanish is a really strange class to get used to. It's not like the work is hard, but just learning a new language is difficult to get used to. Especially when there's different ways to say things depending on how familiar with the person your talking to. I would probably get a few cold shoulders and dirty looks if I actually went to Mexico or Spain. I am looking forward to doing my tile for art. I've been wanting to do it since middle school! That's definitely one of my easiest classes for obvious reasons. So far Algebra hasn't been too bad, but that always changes. I really want to try and get on the all A's honor roll this year! I was so close last year and I really want to get it this year. I really want to finish the year on the top of the class too. I did last year and it felt awesome! So, I really want to do it again!! I'm really looking forward to see how the new teachers do. I feel like they'll bring some really new and fresh ideas to the school. Not saying that the teachers we had before had dumb and dull ideas, but the new seem like they can really bring some new, creative ideas and changes to the school. Also, I'm interested to see if sophomore year is harder than freshman year. I've always heard that it is, but I'm just curious to see if the rumor is true.