Week #16

My year has sucked butt! I mean right at the beginning of the year I found out that my pawpaw had cancer, so I rushed down here to see him. That ended up being the last time I ever laid eyes on him other than the funeral in a couple days. One good thing that happened a little after that was that I lost A LOT of weight. Still going to! Anyway then over the summer I kept getting in trouble (probably for no reason, but I was still in trouble :///////) Anyway then around that time my great-grandma had her second stroke that took her vision for the most part and has had her going downhill ever since. During that time we thought my pawpaw was in remission, that was a little light. BUT IT WAS FAKE! Anyway, then about two weeks ago my best-friend (practically my sister) died from an overdose. That was one and still is one of the hardest things I've ever had to deal with. Then literally a week and a day after she passed away and five days after her funeral I was pulled out of my fourth hour class and was told that my pawpaw died a couple hours prior. OMG! I didn't even have time to get over the first lost loved one before another one passed! :/....I know this isn't reflecting but I know it's going to happen and I'm on a unstoppable venting rant right now! Then I have to go and see my grandfather deceased and cry my poopin eyes out with that! Then on my SWEET 16!!....I get to travel 12 hours in a car cramped up with a cranky one year old whining in my ear and my pawpaw's ashes present in the vehicle! HAPPY FRIKKIN BIRTHDAY RIGHT!?!?!?! Well next year I'm seriously calling everyone I care about and making sure that they are healthy and aren't leaving because I can't take it anymore!!!!!!!!!

Week #15

Well, I hate snow so I don't really care that he is going to prevent the snow on Christmas or any other day. But I do have to say it'd very tempting to control  the weather. So, here's how it's going to go down. I'm going to crawl through the cat door. He sounds like a complete nerd, so I'm guessing that he has like 20 cats. Well when I go through the door of course his dumb cats shed` EVERYTHING off, so I have yo wipe it off ninja quick! After I take my kitty sweater off I got on all fours and army crawl through the kitchen into the bathroom. See I know this sounds like s strange place to go to. But, this noob thought he was slick and tried hiding the machine behind the toilet tank thing (it's the rectangle thing hanging off the back....had a brain fart..) Anyway I took the little device and all of a sudden this four foot little munchkin popped out of nowhere. Of course I knew this was the dumb weatherman. I punched in the throat and just walked past him. But, I did use this for my own personal weather preferences. Obviously being from the south I'm partial to warm weather. I made everyday no less than 80 degreees and sunny all the time!  

Week #14

Well I'm definitely dizzy! I love walking on the ceiling though! i always scared people when they walk by. Let's just say if you go through a dark archway, you're going to get a facefull of Emily! Well see I'm usually upside down anyway even before this little thingy happened to me. It's just my thing. So, It'd not really different seeing people this way. Eating is a little bit of a rough thing to do. The track of swallowing is a little backwards in this manner. So it's a bit hard to maneuver. Sleeping's the best part!!!!!!!!! Ermagerdd I love freaking myself out in the morning by being outside! That happens quite a bit because when all the blood weighs on my brain....it knocks me out a lil. I now know why bats and vampires sleeep soooooo much.

Week #13

Well there's obviously always turkey. We always have to have ham up north because my aunt is unamerican and despises turkey. She's weird I know. I for one can't stand stuffing. It's disgusting. It looks like nasty little balls growing mold on them. THAT LOOKS NOTHING LIKE AMAZING GOBBLE GOBBLE! Down south when I go to my pawpaw's my "future aunt" or whatever she is makes amazing pecan pie and it's frikkin amazing! I always notice that the smoked or deep-fried turkey (I forgot which one it was) goes fist and i never get any because I'm nice and let the older folks and pretty much everyone go in front of me in the line! Guess that's what I get for being nice!!