Week #26

First of all I am definitely going to recruit Captain Sparrow because he's a sneaky man. Then I'm going to recruit Clifford because he's a huge dog with a broad horizon of vision and has an amazing sense of smell. Plus, he's huge and red, so I will never lose him. We searched all across the world. Japan, Italy, France, Russia, Korea, and all the other countries that you can think of. The last place we looked was Australia. The stupid leprechauns tricked us. I knew they wouldn't be in Ireland because it's too obvious. But, I figured they'd go somewhere closer. Anyway...they built a wall with gold coins. Clifford wagged it down with his tail and ate the coins. Then Sparrow fenced them into the corner and scared them into confessing. They kidnapped him because they ran out of eggs and wanted to make a green cake. Yah..I know weird..right!? They had him tied up in the corner of their pub. Then Sparrow, Clifford, Easter Bunny, and I went off to find more holiday buddies:)