Thursday, December 12, 2013

Week #15

Well, I hate snow so I don't really care that he is going to prevent the snow on Christmas or any other day. But I do have to say it'd very tempting to control  the weather. So, here's how it's going to go down. I'm going to crawl through the cat door. He sounds like a complete nerd, so I'm guessing that he has like 20 cats. Well when I go through the door of course his dumb cats shed` EVERYTHING off, so I have yo wipe it off ninja quick! After I take my kitty sweater off I got on all fours and army crawl through the kitchen into the bathroom. See I know this sounds like s strange place to go to. But, this noob thought he was slick and tried hiding the machine behind the toilet tank thing (it's the rectangle thing hanging off the back....had a brain fart..) Anyway I took the little device and all of a sudden this four foot little munchkin popped out of nowhere. Of course I knew this was the dumb weatherman. I punched in the throat and just walked past him. But, I did use this for my own personal weather preferences. Obviously being from the south I'm partial to warm weather. I made everyday no less than 80 degreees and sunny all the time!  

1 comment:

  1. GIIIRL. I AM WITH YOU ALL THE WAY ON THIS ONE. I HATE SNOW!!! And the cat thing? Girl. Genius.

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